tupid Jesus Tricks...

Before you begin let me warn you that if you don't have a sense of humor, are easily offended, or are a fundy, you might as well turn back now because you won't like what you're about to see. Just so you know, I'm not in the least bit responsible for what you see or whatever effect it has on your frail trembling little worldview.

This page is dedicated to exposing the more extreme (and laughable) aspects of religious belief. This may range from outright hatred of self and fellow man, to harmless lunacy and gullibility, You be the judge. I've tried to provide a small description so that you'll know where you're going before you get there.

Most of these pages are off site and so may have varying load times.  Off-site pages will open in a new browser window. I hope that you enjoy this page and take it for what it's worth. If you like this page or know of some links that you think I should include here, show your support by sending me some E-mail. If you don't like it and want to send some good old fashioned American hate-mail, go ahead and do it too, Just be warned, I reserve the right to post your messages, both good and bad, on my page for my own amusement and the amusement of others. Enjoy!

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Do you like this page? Then check out Some Thoughts about Theology. A page of Humor, essays, rantings and anything else that exposes religion for what it really is... A way to control people, turn their minds to stone, and get their money using fear and intimidation.

Here Goes... (It's small now, but growing fast.)

Masturbation -- How to stop this terrible disease (as long as you have the sexual maturity of a 12 year old puritan and enjoy tying your hands to the bed...)

Why Christians should reject Michael Jackson -- some fundy ranting about the evil "musical ministry of Michael Jackson." With all of the other problems in reality, doesn't he have something better to do? Yeah, forget starving children or the ozone hole, we gotta save people from Michael Jackson... (Off Site)

The KKKhristian KKKoalition -- Need I say more? To these guys, religious freedom means being able to choose any form of Christianity you want. (*Very* Off Site)

Chick Publications -- We've all seen them. They're those little comic books that mysteriously find their way into our lives. They'd be funny if they weren't so sick with their message that everyone who doesn't believe exactly like they do is being sent to eternal torment by their all-loving god. Sin all you want, just be sure that you repent before you die... (Off Site)

Christian Sex Manual -- Instruction and Advice for the Young Bride On the Conduct and Procedure of the Intimate and Personal Relationships of the Marriage State for the Greater Spiritual Sanctity of this Blessed Sacrament and the Glory of God. This is a good one... *giggle*

George Bush on Atheism -- This is a small quote from our now Ex-President Geogre Bush. It's so comforting to know that religious bigotry is alive and well in our nation's government...

Hello or Heaven-o? -- Some yokel in Texas wants us to stop using the word "hello" and use "heaven-o" instead. It seems that "hello" is sinister.

Rev. Fred Phelps, Minister of Hate -- Phelps, a once-noted civil rights attorney from Kansas, has devoted his life to promoting hatred of gays and lesbians through his cult-like law firm and the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. (Off Site)

God Hates Fags -- Good old Fred Phelps is the loving Reverend of the The Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas.  It's membership consists mainly of his family and a few mental patients who've been off of their medicine for far to long.  The reverends loving speeches include the following (taken directly from his FAQ page: GOD HATES FAGS, FAGS HATE GOD, AIDS CURES FAGS, THANK GOD FOR AIDS, FAGS BURN IN HELL, NO TEARS FOR QUEERS, SIN & SHAME NOT PRIDE, FAG=ANAL SEX=DEATH, FAG=AIDS=DEATH, GOD IS NOT MOCKED, FAGS ARE NATURE FREAKS, GOD GAVE FAGS UP, NO SPECIAL LAWS FOR FAGS, etc...  Kinda makes you want to vomit doesn't it?

Documenting the Desecration -- This guy is a veritable treasure trove of hated, bigotry and calls for murder. In fact, he was such a great fundy, that I had to include the juiciest bits from his site so that you don’t miss a single bile spitting bit. This guy hates everybody. (Off Site)

	Faggots Defined -- If you don't arrest everyone who doesn't agree with me, let them repent and kill them if they don't, then our loving God will leave you behind when He comes to collect his people.
	Pro Life and Ready to Kill! -- Now he wants everyone to send him information about "abortionists" so that when the US "comes to its senses" and outlaws abortion, they can all be tried and killed. Yup, that's Christian Love for you.
	Perverted Tolerance -- Don’t tolerate anyone who goes against what you know to be "The Truth." The media is in bed with homosexuals, baby-butcherers, and other varieties of legally sanctioned perverted pagan idolators. Oh, and everyone who thinks different than me is going to hell.
	Christian Porn -- First this guy tells us how evil all of this stuff is, then he goes and shows us pictures of everything he's condemning. Personally, I think he gets off on this kind of stuff and just wants to feel moral and preachy.

Creation Outreach -- Creation is true. See, it sez so right here in da Biiible. Basically these guys assume what they're trying to prove and then distort the evidence to fit their theology. There is a complete misunderstanding of science here... what else is new.(Off Site)

Christian Answers -- Pretty much the same as the last page. No real evidence, just distortions of fact to fit fantasy and lots of absurd apologetics. Fun site if you like to laugh at stupid people. (Off Site)

	Is Interracial Marriage Biblical?? -- You can marry another race, but you cant even be friends with an unbeliever. Just when you think that they're taking a step in the right direction, they take two steps back.
	Is the Bible Completely Accurate?? -- There aren't any errors, our little human minds just don't understand it yet. - Bull Shit.
	How can one God be three persons? -- 1 + 1 + 1 = 1??? Christian math?
	Will all mankind eventually be saved? -- Their loving god is going to throw everyone else into Hell.
	Is the new morality acceptable in Christian conduct today? -- We're right and everyone else is evil.
	What does God think of "missionary dating"? -- It's okay to date a nonchristian as long as you're trying to convert him and don't get married, that would be bad because all nonchristians are evil animals. Don't forget to get your fundy friends to begin harassing this guy to turn to Gwad.
	Why aren't my prayers answered? -- Cuz we're evil and don't have enough faith, that's why.

Coming soon, ICR and More... 

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