ere is a goody concerning how to "Stop the Disease of Masturbation" the Christian way. I'm not sure if it's genuine, but I wouldn't be surprised. I found this on the Usenet:
It was posted by Daniel Contreni on Dec 20, 1995 on alt.tasteless.
ENLIST THE POWER OF PRAYER!
When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell, "Stop!" to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind. Then recite a portion of the Bible or sing a hymn.
SET GOALS! * If you masturbate, color that day black. Your goal will be to have no black days. The calendar becomes a strong visual reminder, and should be looked at when you are tempted to add another black day. * Set up a reward system. Each time you reach a goal, award yourself with a quarter. Spend it on something that delights you.
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