It was posted by DMoore2546 on July 23, 1996 on talk.atheism.
Jesus Is Lard!
esus is Lard and Godot. Pass the Jesus. Jesus is Lard of malls. One day every knee shant bow and every tongue will cunnilingus that Jesus is Lard. For God so loved the world that he came. His beloved Son then wiped it up with everlasting Bounty. Praise the Lard for His Mercury Capri. His tooth will endure to all generalizations. Praise the Lard for all His dressings and mercury capri. Whoever will cook with Jesus Crisp as their Lard and Garlic will have everlasting crunch. We have a choice between lite or dark in our spirits and chips. Some have chosen dark for their clothes. When their physical melody dies and their spirit goes up in flames, it will be too late for their croutons. Now is the time to saute' and bar-b-que Crispy Lard before it is too hard. Praise the Lard from whom all heart attacks flow. Jesus is Lard. Ahem
